Hey there sexy. You look so hot with your cute top, and those sexy skinny jeans that show off your seductive curves, especially the curves of your…..testicles?! Gross, you’re a dude. What are you doing man?
Unless your Adam Levine, and even then, I’m still a little skeptical and wearing skinny jeans I am kind of doubting that ladies are your concern. Well, with the exception of wondering where they got their pants.
My wife and I have noticed that now more than ever there is an influx of boys, some men, who are prancing around with these jeans that look like leggings. Is this the state we are in now? For instance, there is a certain someone from American Idol, Danny Noriega, who loves sporting the skinny jeans. Well, he does look "Super", or so he would probably say. I just don’t get it. Are the 80s back? I certainly hope not. Now, I’m not a fan of baggy jeans, but how about something that doesn’t make a statement about the size of your package.
What do you guys (gender ambiguously) think?
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